It’s tough getting up early (earlier than I get up for work) on the Sunday mornings that I teach Sunday school, but it’s stories like this that make it worth it.
"Kid", 4 yrs old, at snack time (in an almost yelling voice): I don’t trust either of you anymore! (pointing at me and my co-teacher)
Me: I’m sorry “kid”… why don’t you trust us?
"Kid": You did NOT put enough fat crayons in this container for me!
Me: “Kid” I’m sorry, but we have to share the crayons.
"Kid": I’m getting VERY angry…